whenever i have those brutal searing being-dissolved-from-inside period cramps during school or work i pretend i am a viking warlord who has been stabbed in the abdomen but i killed the assailant so i’m the only one who knows im injured and i have to carry on normally til the end of the battle to keep up my mens morale
this is good
Gonna adopt this method of dealing
My tattoos, for the anon.
-Draug (Christian Larsson)
I tried to revive a dead squirrel this morning. He was right outside my apartment. When about 5 minutes of chest compression (I had gloves on, always carry gloves on you people!) Didn’t work. I cried a bit, made him a little hole and buried him. R.I.P. Squirrel
Wtf am I doing with my life…
This boy at Target asked if I would hold his hand because his ex girlfriend just walked in with a new guy, so naturally I felt bad and held his hand while strolling around Target for a bit. Then it donned on me, with no other couple in sight, that was the best damn pick up line ever pulled.
That’s cool and all, but if a girl did that, she’s considered crazy.
omfg, why make this a goddamn gender issue?
YES. Have you ever seen Nick and Nora’s infinite playlist?
Behold Satan’s curse.. from the sky above
Shoegaze Cat (Cover of “Tokyo Shoegazer - Crystallize”)